I’m not sure what your feelings are about the whole wish thing, but I’ve always felt slightly uncomfortable with the rules. There’s the obvious, can I wish for unlimited wishes wish; and then there’s the I wish for 5 related things in one wish, but does that make it 5 wishes ordeal. I am pretty sure this was addressed in the hit film aladdin without any crystal clear resolution. If Disney can’t set the rules straight I suppose it’s understandable why everyone just accepts a wish for a wish, no matter how far it’s stretched. So, I’ll try to be very clear with 2/3, and the 3rd you can determine if I deserve the whole thing, you genie you.
These are in order of importance, so judge me if you dare.
Wish #1. I wish that my mom can visit the places she has always wanted to see (ambiguous? yes. Greedy? No. Its really only Greece, the Wild West, and a seat at the original Pusser’s Rum bar).
Wish #2. I wish that all the people in my life can say with a straight face that if they had to grade their life, when all is said and done, they would give it at the least, an 8 out of 10.
Wish #3. I wish to be immortalized in an iconic dance number in a film that impacts our culture significantly enough to have its soundtrack played for decades to come, no matter what the format of music is at that time; not unlike Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing or Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack.